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Check in’ out the peeps on this plane to keep from thinking about how I hate flying. Always the better choice. HEY LADIEEEES~ (I am talking to you, ma’am with the super 80s floral print outfit and cropped haircut.)

In other news: I am going to SHOOT this screaming toddler seated in front of me.

Blogging from my phone in the airport, so I won’t be tagging anything. I will not be reblogging anything I’d need to trigger warn for, but if you’ve got certain fandoms blacklisted, it probably won’t get filtered.

-still that guy with the rad beard
-a really hot volleyball player chick who is probably still in high school or smth so i should probably stop staring at her legs
-an awesome old guy who is wearing a hawaiian shirt with dress pants and red suspenders. he is also eating a burrito.
-the asian dude who i mistook for a woman
-the weird dude who is sitting across from me and staring at me even when i look up WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, BUDDY??
-a fuckton of kids
-a girl that looks like preteen!mandy milkovich, bad attitude and all
-that guy’s beard tho
-srsly i can’t get over it
-some guy with a seriously huge chain on his pants
-how did you get through airport security, sir???
-on a sliding scale from one to serial killer, how creepy is it if i snap a photo of that dude’s beard….. hypothetically, ofc.

It’s fucking majestic.

Is there any way to tell a complete stranger that without being 5000% more creepy than you intended?